thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

 

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

Yeah, but that’s because Sharks have the statistical disadvantage of not being where we are nearly 99% of the time

vicradlehead:

The sweatiest of memes

kittiezandtittiez:

Japanese drivers showing their appreciation for letting them in.

Here is what happens in America:

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we do this in the UK as well, it’s a common thing

beatonna:

King Baby says No

aeviternal-pneuma:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

zilleniose:

guess who can’t decide how she wants demon!eren to look like

v-for-valkyr:

YO BOI WATCH OUT 4 THA VOID!!!!

micthemicrophone:

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

Fuck what mom says. I’m the baby sitter and I say dessert for dinner.

micthemicrophone:

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

Fuck what mom says. I’m the baby sitter and I say dessert for dinner.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

natalie dormer: i need you to murder sixteen people
me: sure!! your hair looks nice today