She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
Yeah, but that’s because Sharks have the statistical disadvantage of not being where we are nearly 99% of the time
The sweatiest of memes
Japanese drivers showing their appreciation for letting them in.
Here is what happens in America:
we do this in the UK as well, it’s a common thing
King Baby says No
someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god
guess who can’t decide how she wants demon!eren to look like
YO BOI WATCH OUT 4 THA VOID!!!!
LET THERE BE BONES!
This actually made me smile
Fuck what mom says. I’m the baby sitter and I say dessert for dinner.
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.